Ya know, something's been bugging me about Zero in his own series. It isn't so much the metal panties, or the fact he looks nothing like his former self, or his dorky helmet, or his super girlie hair. . . no. Those are all excuseable compared to the ONE thing about him in all the MMZ art and games that bothers me. . .
HE HAS THE SAME GODDAMN EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE ALL THE FRIGGIN' TIME!
Seriously, look at all the art for the Zero series: concept art, promotional art, cutscenes, character portraits, etc. and you'll see his expression NEVER changes, EVER.
So I decided to make fun of that, making use of an idea from an old "The Far Side" comic, because I'm an ass.